Adam says he decided that Dancing With the Stars sounded humiliating, so he thought he should do it. He says he felt sorry for Julianne as soon as he saw her walk in. I bet she did, too. Adam talks way too much in rehearsal and cracks jokes constantly. Sweet Julianne (wearing glasses? Is she a secret nerd? Cool!) is too nice to just tell him to zip it, although she does say as much to the camera. They appear on the dance floor, she in a yellow dress with draped, open sides and no back and he in a top hat and tails, to dance the foxtrot. I can only stare and wonder where in the heck they’ve stuck a foundation garment in there. I know she’s not particularly well-endowed, but you gotta keep the girls in place somehow. Yes, these are the things I worry about.
