It seems people really like this show about stars who dance.  Me, personally?  I like a show about unknowns who sing. Most people who know me know that I’m a helluva dancer, so while fellow spunkybean-guy, EJ, is on vacation, I’ll handle the performance recap duties.  Imagine my chagrin when […]

Tom starts us off by telling us that “last night, the pressure was on”.  Hey, Tom, what’s that show with Regis & Kelly?  LIIIIIIIIVE!! In the recap of last night’s show via confessional, we’re reminded that Bruno called Jason a “love god”, Marissa kept repeating how much fun she had […]

Last week, Adam Carolla was eliminated after dressing like Zorro and riding a unicycle. There’s a computer graphic where the unicycle flies off the screen, and that’s it for Adam. Deep down, Tom Bergeron is very happy, because he doesn’t have to work around Adam’s ten-minute stand-up bits after every […]

Last night on Dancing with the Stars, our intrepid dancers tackled the Viennese Waltz and the pasodoble. It was a night of capes, cleavage, and, no kidding, a unicycle. When people call you during the show to ask “Am I dreaming or is that really a unicycle?”, you know it’s […]

Welcome back to Dancing With the Stars! It’s Live, you know.  We have a few themes this week:  Beating Kristi Yamaguchi (as in surpassing her scores, not physically attacking her), Shannon’s inferiority complex and Karina’s disturbing cleavage.  Come, join me in my nightmare.  The water’s warm! Tom tells us the […]

Well, that was a very enjoyable hour with a lousy ending.  In the recap, I am very surprised to see Marissa is not actually in tears.  Good for her!  Shannon wins the “oversharing award” according to Tom, when she says that right before she and Derek went on she “threw […]