Dick compliments her pointed feet, which he makes sound more like a biological condition that a deliberate posture. Johnny makes a joke about his weave and says she looked like a real skater. Laurieann compliments her center. No kidding, she’s making me miss the comparatively interesting Carrie Ann. She gets a technical 21 and a 24 for making with the art. A total of 45 for the best score of the night.
Vince Neil and Jennifer Wester – Yeah, this is real. From Motley Crue to… this. Vince is looking weird these days. He’s puffy, but there’s something else that’s off. Imagine if somebody made a blow-up doll based on the late Mitch Hedberg’s likeness (which I would not recommend). That’s what Vince Neil looks like – the Mitch Hedberg Love Doll. (Come on, Google hits!) He actually won a skating competition as a child. Partner Jennifer is making a statement with her outfit, and that statement is “Look! Boobs!” Their routine is incredibly basic – he lifts a foot off the ice at one point, but the rest is just Vince trying to remain upright. Jennifer’s thrashing around like there’s no tomorrow, but he’s really unsteady.
