Johnny criticizes him for following his partner around and not emoting. The first actual criticism of the night! Laurieann disagrees and says that he was great. Seriously? Is she just going to love everything? Because that is boring as all hell. I really think she said “amazing” in every critique. Dick compliments Vince for all the risks he took. These risks include “learning to skate” and “performing with a beautiful partner”. Forget that guy from 127 Hours – Vince Neil is the real hero! He gets a 14’s for both parts, for a total of 28.
Bethenny Frankel and Ethan Burgess – I can’t stand Bethenny. She just gets on my nerves, and I try to avoid knowing things about her. Thus, none of her rehearsal footage even gets into my brain. And holy damn, is she ever clunky on ice. She’s really shaky whenever she tries to anything at all. It’s just a wobbly performance. Ethan lifts her up a lot, but it’s still clear that she really can’t do this. She’s as bad as Vince, honestly.
