Jonny Moseley and Brooke Castile – Jonny’s an Olympic skier, so he’s at least bringing something to the table, but he’s frustrated that he’s not immediately awesome at skating. Brooke thinks he’s pretty sexy, and I’m just going to come out and say that Brooke looks ten times better when she’s standing up. In the interview footage when she’s sitting down, she looks like your drunk aunt, and then she stands up and she’s really pretty. Their number is really aggressive, and it actually starts with them just doing arm poses while their feet are locked in position. It might not be the best venue for, you know, not moving your feet. And hey, there’s a track that leads from the stage to a track around the front row of the audience, and they go speed skating on the track. It’s actually quite good.
