LOST Revisited: Season 6, Episodes 1, 2 “LAX”

I’m going to need a nickname for Fake Locke. Come up with something good, and I’ll give you bonus points and my eternal gratitude. Until then, we have Fake Locke and Benry in the statue. Benry looks traumatized – he can’t believe what he just did, and that Jacob didn’t fight back. And as spunkbuddy Sean pointed out, when he kicked Jacob in to the fire, that guy burned up in no time flat. He was apparently made of oily rags and kindling. Anyway, Fake Locke tells Benry to bring in Richard “Batmanuel” Alpert. Richard has his own problems outside, as Ilana wants to enter the statue. She claims that she’s been invited by Jacob, but Richard is just trying to keep order. I really love how he treats Benry here, smacking him around and forcing him to look at Locke’s body. I think this is the first time that Benry was not a step ahead of everybody else. Now he knows how the rest of us feel!