John & Jen went on a picnic. Apparently, she doesn’t picnic much due to her lactose intolerance (everyone brings cheese in her experience), but maybe because of the fruit John packed, and his interest in seeing her anime collection (not a euphemism), she consented to make out with him a little and both seemed excited for future dates.
Lance picked Betsy up on his motorcycle (natch) to go get ice cream. He thought her strapless sundress was something one would wear to Sunday school, which struck me as odd. Then, Betsy talked too much about marriage for a first (or twelfth) date, but Lance was at the opposite end of things; a 38-year-old biker dude who has a secret dream of an old girlfriend calling him to reveal a teenage love child she never told him he fathered. I can only assume this would be because it would mean he’d avoided that pesky growing up thing that kids tend to do. Really, this is just as bad her fixation on getting hitched, and predictably, they’re kaput as well.
