Mad Men Round Table: Season 3, “The Gypsy and the Hobo”

Ouch. Right about now, Don Draper-slash Dick-Whitman is asking himself the same thing.

Hey, whatever happened to that neighbor kid who had a May-December crush on Betty and she on him? Poor kid was a great narrative tool, and a creepy sub-plot, and now he’s completely out of the picture. I sort of hoped he’d show up on the doorstep begging for Halloween candy and Betty would be reminded of her days on the psychiatrist’s couch when Don thought Betty had issues. Oh, how times have changed. I hope the Drapers still have that guys phone number handy? Or maybe Joan’s soon-to-be Army-Doctor husband can practice his shrink duties on Don?