Modern Family–Leave it to this show to put a whole new spin on every child’s nightmare…walking in on their parents doing it. Hayley, Alex and Luke decided to make Claire and Phil breakfast in bed for their anniversary, and to surprise them with it. Bad idea. Alex tried to douse her eyes with water, Hayley just looked mortified and Luke confirmed that he indeed knew what sex was. Later, the kids decided that maybe having parents with an active sex life (or as Luke said “do sex”) was better than all the friends whose folks are divorced. At the same time, Gloria accidentally hit send on an email that Jay had written wherein Gloria called Claire a “control freak”. When things got all Three’s Company (Jay and Gloria thought Claire was mad about the email, Phil and Claire were still shell-shocked about the kids seeing them), it ended in Gloria offering to have Claire “try her cupcakes” and it was awesome. The kids ended up buying their parents a lock for their door, but, to their dismay, it made a very loud sound when used. Heh.