TV’s Moments of Joy: The Fife Corps

Anyway, Matt upped his game this week by telling everybody that his wife suffers from an incredibly rare disease. In fact, she does not. He patterned it off of a disease that he heard about on television, and apparently did not remember any specific details. (“On an MRI, she looks like she’s made of wax!”) This self-proclaimed genius also thinks that bones have a “cortex”, which means that not only is he dumb as a rock, but he has also never played Shadowrun.