Venture Brothers Dossier – Assisted Suicide – Venture Bro

“The Rusty met Lindsay Wagner at a party.  She was totally into The Rusty.  Witty banter was shared.  But The Rusty did not seal the deal.  This was because The Rusty was tired.  Only because of this!” – Doc’s Id

Orpheus, Thanatos, and Eros, enter a room where all of Doc’s fantasy women sit on a rotating bed.  They’re all wearing headsets and exhorting somebody to “call me”, and they all speak with Doc’s voice.  Doc’s Id, who looks like a pre-teen version of Doc introduces himself.  Id offers to show them the next level of The Rusty, but only if Thanatos and Eros make love for him.  Orpheus talks him down to “kissing with tongues” and a minimum of second base.