ABC
8-10 THE BACHELOR – Ah, it’s “The Women Tell All”, which means it’s two full hours of society being set back. Should be delightful! Unless the let Vampire Girl talk, because her shtick got old ten seconds before it started.
TUESDAY
FOX
8-9 GLEE – Gwyneth Paltrow returns, which I don’t think is the selling point that FOX things it is. And apparently, she helps Will “teach New Directions about the birds and the bees”. Because that’s usually the job of the Glee Club coach. Man, school is weird.
9-9:30 RAISING HOPE – I can’t make any sense of this whatsoever – “Cousin Mike visits with his new wife and three brother-husbands”. Ah, this show is delightful – I’m sure the brother-husbands will make sense in context.
