8-10 AMERICAN IDOL – Season Premiere! Teenage girls all over the world squeal with delight. As does Don, who will be wearing his Justin Guarini underoos as he watches.
8-10 BIGGEST LOSER: COUPLES – According to NBC, “The remaining teams compete in a game of elimination”. If NBC can’t be bothered writing something up, neither can I.
8-9 REAPER – Actually a rerun, but it is the pilot episode. In the event you didn’t watch it, and ratings indicate you didn’t, you can start from the beginning.
10-11 BOSTON LEGAL – How do they still have new episodes? Did these guys even get a summer vacation? Shatner could die and we wouldn’t know about it for two years.
9-10 DIRTY JOBS – Mike spends the day at a steel mill. In his position, I would not be able to resist asking the foreman if it was one of those gay steel mills. I would probably be severely beaten, but I still wouldn’t be able to resist.
10-11 NIP/TUCK – Rosie O’Donnell returns! This is the only time when that’s actually a good thing. Her Dawn Budge is a one-joke character, but that joke is pretty consistently funny. I imagine there will also be some filth.
WEDNESDAY
