8-10 AMERICAN IDOL – Audition round! The untalented and mentally ill receive prominent national exposure, and then Simon can promote the next season by complaining about how many bad singers turned up last season. It’s like the Midgard Serpent, in its way.
10-11 PROJECT RUNWAY – The designers must create an outfit based on a model’s hairstyle. I will boldly predict that Christian acts bored and claims it isn’t really his thing. I will also predict that Rami continues to be awesome.
10:30-11 RENO 911! – Season Premiere! Yay! The father of Weigel’s baby is revealed! I’m kind of hoping they go the “South Park” route and have Weigel herself be the father.
THURSDAY
