8-10 BIGGEST LOSER: COUPLES – I’m not sure it helps these people when every week the host enthuses about the size of the scale that they’ll be using.“Three strong men died to produce this giant scale!Feel guilty!”
8-9 DIRTY JOBS – Hey, a new episode!Mike hits a famous barbecue joint, gets into New Jersey sludge, and works as a vet for large animals. Fans of the show know what that means.That’s right, Poo!
8:30-9 CARPOOLERS – Hasn’t it been a long time since this show last aired? I think Gracen’s wife was played by Cheryl Ladd last time out. This week, Laird fakes sexual harassment so he can hit on a seminar leader.Should I be mildly embarrassed that I love this show?
9-11 PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS – Otherwise known as the show with no writers and probably no stars attending.That’s probably a good thing, since if anybody watched it, they’d see that Moonlight is up for a ‘Best New Series’ award, and then the delicate sham that keeps the award-show industry functioning will be exposed.
WEDNESDAY
