Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Five hours of programming in one week! Jeffrey Ross and Ted McGinley were sent home. Cloris Leachman got censored, and anarchy reigned! Oh, there were also Jonas Brothers. This recap is dedicated to my friend Brad who just now discovered that there are half-naked […]
Author: EJ Feddes
Dancing With the Stars–Results Week 1 (Sep 25)
Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Twenty-five dances in two nights. Jeffrey Ross was eliminated, to nobody’s surprise. Cloris Leachman went crazy on multiple occasions, various athletes performed solidly, Susan Lucci needs to eat a damn cookie, and Kim Kardashian was boring and dumb. All caught up? I hope so, […]
Dancing With The Stars: Night 2 (Sep 24)
Previously, on Dancing with the Stars, we had an unprecedented evening of thirteen performances, two pre-show injuries, the lowest ever score for a dance, Cloris Leachman cursing like a sailor, and two of our judges making inadvertently filthy comments about Kim Kardashian. And tonight, they’re going to do it all […]
Heroesville: Heroes, Season 3, Episodes 1 & 2, ” “The Second Coming” & “The Butterfly Effect”
We’re back! After a seemingly endless hiatus, Heroes is back. Remember how young we were back when Hiro fought Adam Monroe and Peter Petrelli saved the world from an airborne virus? I’m pretty sure that I had to get a grown-up to buy me beer. Back in those distant times, […]
The All-Pilot Project: Do Not Disturb (Sept 18)
You know, the opening salvo of pilots hasn’t really been a salvo at all. More of a trickle. But regardless of whether it’s a torrent, a dribble, or a “two shakes and done” situation, we’re here to scoop up those pilots and take a good hard look at them in […]
Half-Ass Movie Review: Burn After Reading (Sept 15)
Sometimes it seems like the Coen Brothers are actively working to stymie moviegoers. After last year’s multiple Oscar-winning triumph, No Country for Old Men, they’ve returned to their long-running obsession with idiots for the comedy Burn After Reading. Their longtime fans have come to accept massive tonal shifts between movies, […]