Previously, on Big Brother: Dan committed so deeply to looking weak, that he may actually have given Ollie his firstborn. He then immediately went to work on a several different plots, none of which did him any good. In the end, Dan went and nominated Michelle after the Veto, angering […]
Author: EJ Feddes
Half-Ass Movie Review: Tropic Thunder (Aug 28)
If it pleases the court, I’d like to enter a single statement into evidence before I proceed with a review of Tropic Thunder. My statement is as follows: Danny McBride is freaking awesome. Between his role in this movie, The Foot Fist Way, and his scene-stealing in Pineapple Express, he […]
Big Brother 10: Nominations and Veto, Week 7 (Aug 27)
SUNDAY Previously, on Big Brother: Dan and Memphis named their secret alliance “The Renegades”, which is endearingly dorky. Everybody was afraid to go against Renny, because she’s crazy. Ollie and April decided to live together, which nobody thinks is actually going to happen. And then there was stuff with April […]
Post-Mortem: Venture Brothers – Season 3 (Aug 26)
The Venture Bros. wrapped up an excellent third season on Adult Swim this week. As we’ve come to expect, hilarity and carnage abounded. Around these parts, we like to conduct a post-mortem on the season to see what we’ve learned. And considering we learned how you can use a live […]
Half Ass Movie Reviews: “Clone Wars” (Aug 22)
I have a t-shirt that I wear often. It features a cartoon aardvark in papal robes (long story), and it reads “He doesn’t love you, he just wants all your money.” It occurs to me that you could make the exact same shirt with a picture of George Lucas. The […]
Big Brother 10: Live Eviction Week 6 (Aug 21)
Previously on Big Brother: Ollie was cartoonishly afraid of birds, Jerry ate some humble pie and stared at the ceiling, and Dan let Renny near his head with a pair of scissors. April Sapien and Jerry are on the block, and the eviction sharks are circling. The official previouslies mentions […]