SUNDAY It’s our first Jessie-free episode! It’s like a weight has been lifted off of our shoulders. (Get it? “weight….lifted”. Yeah, I know.) Boy, the only thing that could dampen my enthusiasm for this new paradigm is if somebody references Jessie about a thousand times in the next hour. But […]
Author: EJ Feddes
Half Ass Movie Review: The Foot Fist Way (Aug 12)
Earlier this year, Fred Simmons appeared on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Billing himself as “King of the Demo”, this Tae Kwan Do instructor endured an awkward interview with Conan, punctuated by occasional pleas to “cut” and “start over”. He also managed to snap at fellow guest Will Ferrell. Then, […]
Who Needs Fresh Air?: Strangers with Candy – The Complete Series (Aug 11)
Hey, it’s summer! Who wants to put on some shorts and smack some tetherballs around? That’ll be awesome, right? We can totally go camping outside and everything! That didn’t sound natural, did it? That’s because some of us can’t handle that volleyball and deep-sea fishing that is expected of us […]
Big Brother 10: Live Eviction Week 4
After reminding us of what we’ve seen (Fights! Man-hugs! Hockey! Cake! Unitard! More fights!) and teasing what is to come (America’s Player casts our vote!), the Chenbot kicks it to new footage, and the promise that we’ll discover “The man they think has all the power is powerless”. That could […]
A Beautiful Gory Display: What’s Next for The Dark Knight (Aug 6)
After three weekends of release, The Dark Knight is already the 8th highest grossing movie of all time. Having set records for the biggest opening weekend, and then going on to crack the $200 million, $300 million, and $350 million marks faster than any other movie, one would think they’re […]
Who Needs Fresh Air?: The Venture Brothers Season One
It’s the most summery party of summer now, and while we pause to marvel that Microsoft Word has “summery” in its dictionary, there’s still this issue of heat to contend with. It’s hot outside, and frankly, I don’t care for it. Sweating is unpleasant and makes you smell weird. Didn’t […]