Hey, it feels like two weeks since I’ve recapped one of these. Wait a minute… Marlee was eliminated? What the hell, America? Last night, things went all crazy. Cristian de la Fuente pulled a muscle and went down hard. Shannon Elizabeth and Derek went from denying their relationship to being […]
Author: EJ Feddes
LOST Revisited: “The Shape of Things to Come” (Apr 25)
Before we break out the fan gush and conspiracy theories, Hurley-size congratulations to long-time reader Sara who defied the Island and had a baby during the break. Of course, she didn’t take my suggestions and name the baby “Ji Yeon” or “Benry”. Way to go, Sara! Now, you know we’re […]
Half-Ass CD Review(s): Comedy Round Up (April 22)
Todd Barry is my favorite stand-up comedian. I treated the release of his new album, From Heaven, with the same outpouring of emotion with which another man might treat some sort of sports victory, or perhaps a wedding day. You may know Todd as the voice of Frank Mankiewicz on […]
Dancing WIth the Stars-Latin Night! (April 14)
Last week, Adam Carolla was eliminated after dressing like Zorro and riding a unicycle. There’s a computer graphic where the unicycle flies off the screen, and that’s it for Adam. Deep down, Tom Bergeron is very happy, because he doesn’t have to work around Adam’s ten-minute stand-up bits after every […]
Half-Ass DVD Review: John From Cincinnati
HBO’s early advertising for John from Cincinnati, last year’s new series from David Milch (Deadwood, NYPD Blue), called it “surf noir”. That’s not an easy genre to visualize. Raymond Chandler set in the underbelly of the surfing culture? It sounded intriguing, and then the series premiered and it actually turned […]
Dancing With The Stars Results: The Hammer Gets Nailed!
Last night on Dancing with the Stars, our intrepid dancers tackled the Viennese Waltz and the pasodoble. It was a night of capes, cleavage, and, no kidding, a unicycle. When people call you during the show to ask “Am I dreaming or is that really a unicycle?”, you know it’s […]