I suppose they can refer to last night as the “biggest night of competition ever” since the couples all technically did three dances, even though the lst one was about 30 seconds long.  I’ve poured a big glass of red wine to soothe my nerves about the impending results. As […]

Wow, Samantha Harris’ dress is shiny!  I guess it’s in honor of the FUTURE PASO being the encore dance!  I really wonder what my partner, EJ, thinks about this shtick, since it combines such polarizing things as Joanna Krupa and his favorite dance, the paso doble.  As the dance ends, […]

We’re down to five couples and two dances per week as we inch ever closer to the most meaningless trophy in reality television!  And how will we get there?  Oh, we’ll do it LIVE, baby! Everyone’s dancing one ballroom and one Latin routine this week, the latter of which will […]

So, let’s see..we’ve got Waltzes, Jitterbugs and a dance marathon (WTF?) all taking place Live!  What is this, that one episode of The Gilmore Girls (that was really just for EJ!)?  Wow, it’s so funny when I let the credits run and am reminded that Macy Gray and her cherry […]

Last night, we got an assortment of Paso Dobles and Argentine Tangos, not to mention so many flu germs that I considered wearing a mask to write this recap.  On top of that, there were some fabulous 70s afros and polyester strewn about the ballroom after the group Hustle. Through […]