You know, Summer just isn’t as much fun for us indoorsy types. We have allergies and a severe lack of pigmentation, and a game of beach volleyball could, frankly, prove fatal. We’d like to think we’re not alone, so that’s why we’ve set out to find some great DVD box […]

It’s been almost nine months since Heroes last aired. If you conceived immediately after the Season Two finale, you’re just about ready to give birth. (Congratulations, by the way.) The second season took quite a beating, to the extent that the network and creative team keep promising us that the […]

Hey, it’s summer! Who wants to put on some shorts and smack some tetherballs around? That’ll be awesome, right? We can totally go camping outside and everything! That didn’t sound natural, did it? That’s because some of us can’t handle that volleyball and deep-sea fishing that is expected of us […]

Wow, it’s warm outside. And with a holiday weekend there are going to be picnics and fireworks and crowds and flying disc related games. It’s a little bit horrifying, frankly. If you want to avoid all of that hullabaloo, I recommend hiding out in your TV bunker with Action: The […]

Are you stuck with multiple invitations to various pool parties, too afraid to go lest you blind the other attendees when sunlight strikes your ghostly pale torso? We’ve got just the thing to keep you inside as spunkybean asks “Who Needs Fresh Air?” This week’s indoor delight is Homicide: Life […]

As the TV season comes to an end, nature does everything it can to force us outside. The days are longer, the weather is warm, the skies are blue, it’s beautiful, really. For the normal people, it’s ideal. Unfortunately, some of us are pale, withdrawn, and prone to respiratory infections […]