It is without exaggeration that I say that the FOX Network’s cancellation of Futurama was one of the great injustices of our time. A sci-fi comedy from Simpsons creator Matt Groening, starring an alcoholic robot, it is quite frankly, one of the greatest things ever. Finding new ratings life on […]
Movie Reviews
Half-Ass Movie Review: Get Smart (Jun 24)
Most attempts to turn classic TV shows into movies fail horribly. It’s a dangerous proposition. It’s especially dicey when the original series was based around an iconic performance, like the original Get Smart. Don Adams was the show. Turning it into a movie is silly, quite frankly. But the equation […]
Spunkybean Night at the Movies
The Wealthy Street Microcinema, in association with spunkybean, is pleased to bring you “spunkybean Night at the Movies”. Friday, June 27, the Microcinema (located within the actual Wealthy Street Theater) will be presenting a showing of the Bruce Campbell classic Army of Darkness for just 3 bucks. Hilarity and skeletons abound! As […]
Half Ass Movie Review: The Incredible Hulk (Jun 23)
All along, it hasn’t really been clear whether The Incredible Hulk was a sequel to Ang Lee’s 2003’s Hulk, or whether it was a Batman Begins-style reboot of the franchise. In general, if a superhero movie has me confused, you’re not off to a good start. It turns out, the […]
Half Ass Movie Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Jun 10)
Did anybody really believe that the fourth Indiana Jones movie was real? It’s one of those things that we’d hear about every few years, with no real expectation that it was something that would ever exist. Sort of like Chinese Democracy or Iron Man. OK, that last one was a […]
Half-Ass Movie Review: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (May 8)
Judd Apatow has achieved what Quentin Tarantino’s tried to do for more than a decade. No, not finding a way to somehow impregnate Uma Thurman’s feet. The other thing Tarantino’s tried to do: He’s become a franchise. And not just a franchise – a solid, dependable franchise. Quentin Tarantino has […]