Season Finale time! And yes, the official end of my four-recaps-a-week schedule. Feel the excitement! Previously on Heroes: Oh, everybody was screwed to one extent or another. Also, I finally realized why it’s so important that Slyar meet the President. He needs to make physical contact with somebody in order […]
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Dancing with the Stars: Performance Show, Week 8
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Lawrence Taylor and Edyta were eliminated, bringing us to that awkward moment every season, when we are suddenly Edyta-free. It’s like when they do an episode of Scrubs without JD, you know? Hey, Tom Bergeron! Can you come up with a rhyme for my […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 8 (Apr 27)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: An awkwardly-paced episode and crushing apathy led to the mid-episode elimination of Brian McKnight. Joan Rivers freaked out on Annie Duke, and they found themselves opposing project managers in the big Ivanka Trump jewelry auction. Trump enlisted last season’s winner, Piers Morgan, to keep an eye […]
Dancing with the Stars: Week 7 – The Results!
Wow, they kick things right off, jumping straight into an encore of the group dance. Has there ever been a time when the group dance wasn’t the encore? I’m not sure I like the black and white, by the way. Also, does anybody know where this song is from? It […]
The Most Awesome Thing I Saw Last Week (Apr 15-21)
Clues: You can wash your car with it. You can get stains out of clothing with it. It makes you happy. It makes you sad. It makes you angry. It gives you superhuman strength. Sometimes it cooks meals and cleans up the mess. Can you guess what we’re talking about? […]
Heroesville: Heroes 3-24 “I Am Sylar” (Apr 21)
Did you realize this is the second-to-last episode of the season? I’m actually kind of excited because it means my four-recaps-a-week schedule is drawing to a close. Light at the end of the tunnel, people! OK, in the “Previously” segment, they show a scene that I don’t think actually […]