Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Holly Robinson-Peete led Tenacity to their first loss since Week One, with a deodorant commercial that implied Scottie Pippen is a child molester. Also, Maria Kanellis was the only person on either team who could sink a free throw. There’s an extended opener this week where […]
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Dancing With the Stars–Week 5 Results
Tom says we won’t want to miss what happens tonight. I hope he’s means what I think he means. All the couples are assembled on the staircase. Nicole & Derek are the first safe couple. When it’s announced that they’re in the bottom two, I can’t figure out what Kate […]
Dancing with the Stars: Season 10, Performance Week 5
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: It’s a season with some really good dancers, some with potential to be really good, and also Kate Gosselin. Double Score Showdown kept the standings more or less where they were before, and bottom-feeder Kate avoided elimination once more, with the perfectly pleasant but […]
Celebrity Apprentice 3-5
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Blagojevich’s technological incompetence got in the way when he was separated from his team. Both teams made Harry Potter interactive displays, and Bret Michaels may have compared Harry to Jesus. Everybody on Tenacity who isn’t Maria Kanellis was crappy to Cyndi Lauper. Eventually, Rock Solid suffered […]
Dancing With The Stars: Results Week 4
I think Kate Gosselin knew she was safe tonight. Her whole aw shucks demeanor and the fake sounding bit about being addicted to dancing now and how she would cry if she was eliminated, complete with a cutesy pout? Frankly, it’s excruciating. I also think Nicole came off as pretty […]
Dancing with the Stars: Season 10, Performance Week 4
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Buzz Aldrin went home, and Kate Gosselin is still on the show.That’s all you need. Hey, Tom Bergeron!I still have to write a Lost Pre-Game tonight, so how about if you just give me a free one?It’s… LIIIIIIVVVVVVEEE!!!!!!! So this week is the “Double Score […]