A big thank you to Myndi for taking the reins last week and recapping the weirdest thing that’s ever been on NBC. A lesser humorist would have collapsed in the face of that task, but she ate that freak show for breakfast. Previously on Celebrity Apprentice, we all discovered that […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump fired Jennie Finch and it was pretty boring.  EJ’s recap of the events was much less so.  I shall now attempt to fill his sizable shoes with a giant green one.  And may I suggest packing a snack?  This thing is two hours long, […]

Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: A young woman was fired for not selling Hugh Hefner a hot dog. There. You’re caught up. Carol Alt and Omarosa return to the suite, where both teams are waiting, and no doubt making the most awkward small talk in history. Immediately, Piers Morgan takes a […]

In the interest of full disclosure, I should point out that I have an unhealthy obsession with The Apprentice.Originally, it was this interesting show that focused on people succeeding at things, and that was fine.After a couple of seasons, it got even better, because it went down the rabbit hole.Suddenly, […]