EJ: Dude, Dan’s proudest accomplishment is being at a hockey game that went into overtime! He did not play in the game. He was not a member of the team. His achievement was being in the audience! Every single one of Dan’s answers is the exact opposite of the way I would answer that question. Of course, sometimes that can be fun to watch. Sometimes, it’s seething hatred at first sight. And as for Jordan, “Strategic Consultant” is the most obviously fake job I have ever heard of. All I can say is that these two had better be funny.
