Julie: “Is everyone enjoying their wedgie?” There’s something I didn’t think I’d ever type. She then breaks the 13th houseguest news, without revealing who’s there. Probably a good idea, as I assume the offbeat people would just jump down right away. From the get go, the athletes are faltering slightly…oh please, oh please. Michelle falls first, and Brian is dismayed. Ronnie is out next. Chima holds on.
The four potential houseguests can now give “superwedgies” to the clique of their choice. Jessica and Cowboy opt for the athletes, who will get a superwedgie for 60 seconds. Brian goes for the popular clique and Jessie picks offbeat, so they’ll each endure a 30 second superwedgie. Chima and her Brain are spared. The contraption squeaks to life and they get stretched and dangled all over the place. Lydia falls and then Jordan lets go. Kevin is down next. Jeff falls for the athletes. Next round of superwedgies (what? no atomic wedgies?), and Jessica, Cowboy and Brian all pick the athletes while Jessie picks brains. Jessie flexes his stupid arm because he takes this as a compliment, when all it means is that everyone hates him.
