Next, there’s a bit where Allison flirts awkwardly with Ryan, while Jen looks on…or not. This is all big-time edited. Poor Allison DR’s that she has a connection with Ryan (wrong show, sweetie) while Jen uses the Diary Room to have a good cry and complain about this being hard. Then, we are privy to Ryan and Jen sharing a brief kiss in one of the bedrooms. Gee, thanks.
After a brief interlude where we are introduced to the concept of Amanda having a great butt, which will soon be added as another house guest, we segue to Jacob talking about stirring the pot, or as he calls it “turn(ing) up the chicken”. Dude, that makes no sense. But, as we soon find out, Jacob is a complete moron, and may also be eligible to visit that salon Adam’s building. He’s also a shoo-in if his town ever holds a Mushmouth from Fat Albert sound-alike contest.
