What follows is the most superficial version of the Newlywed Game ever. I hold out for someone to use the words “make whoopee” but am disappointed. After six questions about body parts they’d like to change and what fantasy outfit each of them would like a partner to wear–all complete with props, Alex, Amanda and her ass win the first HOH. And, seriously, I’m not going to say Amanda doesn’t have a good butt, but must she spend 24/7 with it hanging out of the shortest shorts ever? I actually think they’re panties that she wears as shorts. It’s reminiscent of Jen and the too small bikinis last season. I’m guessing none of the male audience minds at all.
