Amanda asks Alex for a massage, and he refuses, so she gets Parker to do it. In the footage we see, her boob is blurred out, as she’s unhooked her bikini top. There is massage oil and Parker’s hands are almost everywhere, including her inner thighs (she’s lying on her stomach, but still). Amanda says she likes Parker’s “bad attitude”. Right, that would never get old! Adam in the DR, looking like a serial killer with his dead eyes, approves of the flirtation. He unfortunately says the words “Go get it, dawg!”. Somewhere, Randy Jackson is pissed, yo.
And if that wasn’t enough, we now have Jen and Ryan making out a little on the couch in the bathroom area. Ryan: “Gosh, I’m horny.” Cut to him wearing a shit-eating grin in the DR, so I think you can guess what happens next. They go back and forth on whether they should sneak into the WC and have a quickie. Ryan says it will only take about 20 seconds. Dude, I know it’s been 2 weeks (because Jen told us!) but I don’t think I’d say that loud enough for anyone to hear. They then sneak into the bathroom proper and put up the “occupied” sign and proceed to have the least sexy-sounding sex ever. At the perfect moment, Parker shows up and hears sex noises. He can’t believe it and says to the closed door, “Too bad I can’t PISS!” They are so busted! HA!
