Neil seems normal, and Alex tells us he likes Amanda (watch out–she’s high maintenance!). Parker says he’s a “celebrity videographer” and jokes that he does adult films. Everyone laughs. He does not admit to working for TMZ. Alex says he works as a DJ, rather than admitting he owns the company and is successful. Dude, no one was going to ask for a bank statement. Matt is basically every one of Will Hunting’s friends smashed together and given lovely blue eyes. He thinks he’s great. I’m amazed he does not introduce his biceps as “death” and “destruction”.
The Chenbot finally drops the bomb about the couples twist. Jen, Ryan, Sharon and Jacob all have coronaries. Here are the couples:
