Matt thinks it’s funny that Enzo took credit for the Brigade, when Matt says it was his idea. I no longer remember how that happened, but I like Matt better than Enzo. And the fact that I like Matt better than anybody just seems weird. Also, Matt has to now tell Britney tell about his wife. We’ve seen this three times now. And yeah, it was gross. But it’s not like anybody ever chose not to nominate him because his wife was fake sick. Nobody (except maybe Ragan) lost sleep over it. Britney seems to think it’s kind of funny, at least. People are justified in thinking he’s a total dirtbag, but nobody was actually hurt. Yeah, I’m defending Matt. It’s been a long season. There is some funny business where Britney hopes Rachel is pregnant, and Matt assures her that she’s been drinking as much as ever.