Previously on Big Brother: Andrew was evicted unanimously, largely because he turned so damn weird every time he opened his mouth. Still, he managed to out the Hayden/Kristen relationship, which freaked people out. Also, Rachel won Head of Household, and if her insane shaking reaction didn’t convince you that she’s […]

Matt’s a genius, so he clearly couldn’t screw up nominations in freakin’ Big Brother, right? Anybody else completely forget Ragan is on this show until they accidentally forget to fast forward through the opening credits? In the studio, Julie delights in calling Matt a “self-proclaimed diabolical super genius”. We start […]

Previously on Big Brother: Matt nominated a pawn and somebody who’s really bad at challenges rather than actual verifiable threats, and then talked about how smart he is. Andrew attacked some Kosher baby food, and Hayden’s friends decided that he’s actually related to Kristin while he made out with her […]

Previously on Big Brother: Everybody acted kind of crazy, and Monet was eliminated near-unanimously. Matt called Julie “Chenbot” to her face, and Enzo continued to be too gross for words. We ended with an endurance challenge for Head of Household, so let’s pick up right where we left off.

Previously on Big Brother: Britney managed to win the Veto and take herself off the block. Matt volunteered to go up in his place. Purported MENSA member Matt also made up a story about his wife having a disease that affected her bones, down in the “cortex”. That’s how you […]