Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Buzz Aldrin went home, and Kate Gosselin is still on the show.That’s all you need. Hey, Tom Bergeron!I still have to write a Lost Pre-Game tonight, so how about if you just give me a free one?It’s… LIIIIIIVVVVVVEEE!!!!!!! So this week is the “Double Score […]

“For most, this story will end happily ever after.  For one, it will just END.”  Dude, Tom, relax.  It’s like he’s announcing an MMA fight instead of a DWTS results show! Tom & Brooke tease another unpredictable elimination.  That just says to me that we’re going to be stuck with […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Nicole Scherzinger got a couple of 10’s in her second week, Kate Gosselin has a meltdown and followed up on that by not dancing well, Cheryl seemed inappropriately smitten with Ochocinco, and as Joel McHale put it, Shannen Doherty continued her tradition of being the […]

Last night on Dancing With the Stars, there was more drama than a crappy telanovela.  Of course, the most talked-about scene came courtesy of Kate Gosselin actually getting Tony Dovolani to utter the words “I quit” and storm out…before coming back and apologizing to her after the break.  There was […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Buzz Aldrin was kind of adorable but didn’t so much dance.Pamela Anderson auditioned for a spot at Cheetah’s, Bachelor Jake and Kate Gosselin irritated us just as much as they do on their regular shows, and everybody else was kind of OK at worst, and […]

Hi everyone!  Welcome to the inaugural recap of Dancing With the Stars, Season 10.  I’ve invested in a small vineyard, as I think that’s how much wine may be necessary to get me through this season.  Hopefully, I’m wrong.  Luckily, I have EJ to help me out!  Right out of […]