Previously on Dancing with the Stars:An absolutely absurd number of celebrities danced at wildly varying skill levels.Ashley Hamilton and Macy Gray were eliminated, only I don’t think Macy knows.Also, Len and Bruno seem to hate each other.Everybody on board?We’ve got 14 dancers tonight.14! Hey, Tom Bergeron!How did they broadcast the […]

Previously, on Dancing with the Stars:16 solo dances, 4 relay dances, at least one near-fistfight at the judge’s table, and two book-length recaps.It’s been a busy week.Ready for a double elimination?And hey, does it seem weird that Julianne isn’t on this season?I know she said she was taking a break, […]

Last night, EJ expertly walked you threw the eight male contestants, who earned an inordinate amount of “4”s, and now I’m here to check out the chicas! After the female pros dance to the somewhat on the nose “She’s a Lady” (where Chelsea and Lacey get to dance barefoot, and […]

Welcome back for a new season of Dancing with the Stars! This year we’ve got, wait a minute, 16 couples?!? Are there even that many famous people? Let’s settle in for what’s sure to be a finger-buster of a recap. Tonight is what Tom calls “Macho Monday” as the male […]

It seems like it’s been an eternity since Shawn Johnson won Season 8 of this show, and now we’re on the verge of Season 9, which will begin its onslaught of (Lord help us) 2 hour episodes on Monday, September 21 at 8pm.  The roster is up to a whopping […]

Here at spunkybean, we tend to become obsessed with pop culture.  If we didn’t, we just wouldn’t be us.  Right now, we’re sort of missing Dancing With the Stars, and we thought you might be, too.  What follows is a special summer treat: reviews of both the Dancing with the […]