Previously on Dancing With The Stars, Gilles and Cheryl danced a Flashdance-inspired freestyle that may have benefited from adding Jennifer Beals’ dog in the movie, Grunt, to the routine; Shawn and Mark looked like Mummenschanz and scared the little girl in me who’s never quite gotten over the clown doll […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Gilles Marini, Shawn Johnson, and Melissa Rycroft made it to the Final Three, and all were freaky good dancers with a legitimate shot at winning the whole thing.A lot of other stuff happened, mostly with people who left the show quickly and without fuss.It’s hard […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Well, pretty much the whole season.Take my word for it, it was pretty great. Here we are for the semi-final elimination show.You can tell it’s going to be an exciting night because Samantha Harris brought extra cleavage.Tom Bergeron kicks it to the musical number, Raphael […]

You know, I haven’t really watched the opening credits in a while, and I’d really sort of blocked out Denise Richards.  Also, Steve Wozniak in that silky pink shirt is probably one of the five scariest images on TV this year. A few random observations?  I’m not sure what was […]

Last night on Dancing with the Stars:  All of the stars performed two dances.  The judges were full of snippy comments and high scores.  Bruno was inappropriate, Tom was hilarious, Samantha was Samantha.  The wannabe pro’s were assigned celebrity partners, and Anna made her long-awaited return to the DWTS stage.  […]

Two complete dances and a solo in their Latin round tonight?  Can the the final 5 take it?  Will Ty Murray actually make a facial expression during a routine?  These are other burning questions will be answered, LIVE!!!! Oddly enough, we’re starting out a performance episode with a pro dance, […]