We start off with Tom promisng us the most dramatic elimination of the season!  Uh-oh.  I’m not sure on whose behalf to be scared, but I’m nervous.  Then, we go directly to an encore by Team Tango.  It’s even better than last night, in spite off the women’s skirts, which […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars:  Lawrence Taylor and Edyta were eliminated, bringing us to that awkward moment every season, when we are suddenly Edyta-free.  It’s like when they do an episode of Scrubs without JD, you know? Hey, Tom Bergeron!  Can you come up with a rhyme for my […]

Wow, they kick things right off, jumping straight into an encore of the group dance.  Has there ever been a time when the group dance wasn’t the encore?  I’m not sure I like the black and white, by the way.  Also, does anybody know where this song is from?  It […]

Welcome back!  It seems like ages since last week, doesn’t it?  We are reminded that Steve-O ran out of steam, and it would seem that somebody in the effects department got a new toy, as we are quite literally shown Steve-O’s open mouth breathing what appears to be fire, then […]

We start out tonight’s extravaganza with a encore of Lil Kim and Derek’s jive. I just noticed she’s wearing leg warmers. I wonder how Edyta feels about that. I’m also still concerned that she might pop a boob. I think Len’s nuts to say there wasn’t enough jive content, but […]

Previously on Dancing with the Stars: David Alan Grier was eliminated and turned out to be kind of a poor sport. Steve-O somehow avoided the Bottom Two, and Samantha Harris stopped spreading germs to the entire cast. Hey, Tom Bergeron! Can you mispronounce the name of the movie that marked […]