Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Five hours of programming in one week! Jeffrey Ross and Ted McGinley were sent home. Cloris Leachman got censored, and anarchy reigned! Oh, there were also Jonas Brothers. This recap is dedicated to my friend Brad who just now discovered that there are half-naked […]
Reality Shows
Dancing With the Stars–Results Week 1 (Sep 25)
Previously, on Dancing with the Stars: Twenty-five dances in two nights. Jeffrey Ross was eliminated, to nobody’s surprise. Cloris Leachman went crazy on multiple occasions, various athletes performed solidly, Susan Lucci needs to eat a damn cookie, and Kim Kardashian was boring and dumb. All caught up? I hope so, […]
Dancing With The Stars: Night 2 (Sep 24)
Previously, on Dancing with the Stars, we had an unprecedented evening of thirteen performances, two pre-show injuries, the lowest ever score for a dance, Cloris Leachman cursing like a sailor, and two of our judges making inadvertently filthy comments about Kim Kardashian. And tonight, they’re going to do it all […]
Dancing With the Stars: Season 7 Premiere! (Sep 23)
Two hours of this people, buckle up and roll around in some sequins. It’s LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!! If any of us want to see our children grow up, I’m going to have to cut to the chase here. Not a lot will be said about the silly commercial bumpers or often useless […]
Big Brother 10: Finale! (Sept 17)
SUNDAY Do we really need a clip show of a program that airs three times per week, in addition to being available 24/7 online and unedited (read: boring) three hours per night on pay cable? Probably not, but here we have Dan and Memphis essentially hosting one. It reminds me […]
Big Brother 10: The Final Eviction!
Julie looks kind of like a Hershey bar as she wonders whether Dan and Memphis will stay true to their alliance, or if Jerry can break up the duo. Something tells me that’s a negative. But, I’m jumping ahead. First, we have to go back to the yard, where all […]