So how’s Trump going to kick off the season this time? Is he going to pretend he cares about the economy again? Or 
will it just be bizarre and self-serving? Well, we start out at Radio City Music Hall, and Trump is in the Rockettes’ dressing room, straightening his hair and pronouncing it perfect. So “bizarre and self-serving” it is, then. He summons his crew of dancing girls to his side, and then goes into voiceover about the new season, and how he has “the biggest and brightest stars ever”. You know, like Mark McGrath and a Real Housewife of Atlanta. That kind of big and bright.
