Hey, Tom Bergeron! So, is Big Time your favorite Tom Waits album, or just your favorite that’s LIIIIIIIIIVVVE? It’s worth noting that Karina nearly bites it going down the stairs. Woz is rubbing off on her, I guess. Eww. Not like that. Also, Samantha Harris’ dress makes me think that […]
Author: EJ Feddes
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 4 (Mar 30)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: KOTU proved to be as bad at selling wedding dresses as they are at everything else. Donald Trump excessively complimented Dennis Rodman’s pretty, pretty eyes. Tom Green and Dennis spent a mysterious night with some dotcom millionaires and their cat-dog, and in the end Tom Green […]
LOST Revisited: Season 5, Episode 10: “He’s Our You” (Mar 26)
I am not actually a scientist, but I’m pretty sure that Sayid ripped a hole in the universe at the end of this episode. Even though you knew he was going to try it, I didn’t think it could actually happen. We have got a long week ahead of us. […]
LOST Revisited: Pre-Game for “Here’s Our You” (Mar 25)
What has two thumbs and has spent hours trying to figure out why Sun stayed in the present? This guy! (I am pointing at myself with both thumbs. It’s really more of a visual joke.) This week, we’ve got some thoughts on the Others, ruminations on Sun, and the best […]
Dancing with the Stars: Results, Week 3 (Mar 25)
Last night brought us three stars with scores of 27, as well as the lowest score given out since Season Two.Apparently, Steve Wozniak did something horrible to the judges at some point, because nobody since Master P has seen that ‘3’ paddle.Who will be the second couple eliminated?I know I […]
Heroesville: Heroes, Season 3, Episode 20 – “Cold Snap” (Mar 24)
We open with a close-up of an eyeball. Wait, is it Wednesday already? What the heck? OK, never mind. It’s Danko. (Or possibly Juliet’s ex-husband. I can not rule out the possibility that I am watching Lost.) He’s shaving, and I have to say that extreme close-ups of people shaving […]