Sunday’s show opens with footage of Steven’s farewell speech, and the show is clearly lying to us here. They feature the “Suck it, bitches” line, but then they go all slo-mo and make it look like everybody was hurt and offended. See, I sort of remember that being the culmination […]
Author: EJ Feddes
Half-Ass Movie Review: The X-Files & Step Brothers (Jul 28)
Much to my surprise, Hollywood has continued releasing movies that aren’t The Dark Knight. I would have thought they’d take a month or two off, but the entertainment industry rolls on unabated. Truly, they are the Dream Factory of legend. Two of last week’s new releases had me excited. After […]
Half-Ass TV Review: Mad Men, Season 1 (Jul 25)
How good was Season One of AMC’s Mad Men? So good that Don actually learned the names of some of the characters! Of course, one of those characters is a guy named Don, but still, that’s an impressive accomplishment. I, like many viewers, was expecting the finale to focus on […]
Half-Ass TV Review: The Middleman (Jul 24)
I’ve tried watching ABC Family, really I have. But for some reason, it always makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong, like I should pull the shades so the neighbors don’t see. Sure, they’ve had some good shows (Greek and, well….), but it just feels weird. Maybe the fact […]
Big Brother 10: Eliminations, Week 2 (Jul 25)
It’s Live Elimination Night! That most magical of nights! Hey, do you think Jessie owns any shirts with sleeves? I just have to say, the Jerry vs. Libra fight was kind of awesome. I mean, she did have a point: Jerry is very old. Still, they went at it in […]
Half-Ass TV Review: Generation Kill (Jul 22)
Remember when HBO used to be awesome? Back in the days when they used to have an ongoing rotation of The Sopranos, Oz, The Wire, and Six Feet Under? And then they’d throw in Curb Your Enthusiasm every so often? Well, four of those five shows are gone. Deadwood never […]