Here we are at the semifinals! It’s the point in the season where you can watch the opening credits and ask yourself “Wait, were those people on this season?” I mean, did you remember that Monica Seles was on the show? I feel like she was eliminated so long ago. […]
Author: EJ Feddes
Half-Ass Book Review: Things I’ve Learned From Women Who’ve Dumped Me (May 13)
Rejection is funny. Sure, it’s not usually hilarious at the time, but sometimes it gets there. I didn’t laugh when I was told “You’re the guy I’m going to want when I get my life together. Well, not you exactly, but somebody like you.” But years later, it’s, well, still […]
LOST Revisited: “Cabin Fever” (May 9)
I’m running out of excited superlatives here, people. This episode was huge for advancing the overall plot, with all sorts of big freaky reveals. Let’s just jump straight in. The song we hear at the beginning is “Everyday”, by Buddy Holly. Who, you may recall, died in a plane crash. […]
Half-Ass Movie Review: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (May 8)
Judd Apatow has achieved what Quentin Tarantino’s tried to do for more than a decade. No, not finding a way to somehow impregnate Uma Thurman’s feet. The other thing Tarantino’s tried to do: He’s become a franchise. And not just a franchise – a solid, dependable franchise. Quentin Tarantino has […]
Dancing With the Stars: Week 8 (May 6)
Here we are for the 99th episode of Dancing with the Stars. That’s one episode for every Luftballon, you know. (Is it sad that I remember that song got Albert Reed and Anna eliminated last season? It’s probably a little sad.) Now that everybody’s doing two dances, I’m going to […]
Lost Revisited: Something Nice Back Home (May 2)
So, this woman in my office started watching Lost two episodes ago. Naturally, she has a lot of questions. Today she asked me “So what’s that smoke again?” This is not a question you should be asking me in the course of a regular workday. Productivity will suffer. We learn […]