Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Marilu Henner loved ladders in a way that no human being ever has or ever will. Lennox Lewis was sleepy, and curiously we see more of this footage in the previouslies than we did in the actual episode. Trace Adkins demonstrated that a sweeper could pick […]
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LOST Revisited: “The Constant” (Feb 29)
Before we get into the time-displacement goodness, I have some theories from Lost buddies. Kelli from Grand Rapids suggests that Kate is actually responsible for Claire’s (probable) death. Guilt does seem like the only thing that could actually get Kate to take responsibility for another human being. Pretty good idea, […]
Celebrity Apprentice (from Feb 21)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Trump shuffled the teams. Omarosa continued to be the worst person in the world. And, since fantastically wealthy people shouldn’t have to make hard decisions, Trump fired nobody at all. And Piers Morgan could almost hardly eat his pineapple. Hydra celebrates their victory with champagne. All […]
LOST Revisited – Eggtown
I recommend taking a big gulp of your favorite beverage ten seconds before the end of every episode from here on out. Who doesn’t love a good spit take? Before we start on this week, I have some things to address from previous weeks. First off, it seems almost unanimously […]
Film Review | Jumper (2008)
Remember 2002, when Hayden Christensen caused the nation, perhaps the world, to lose interest in Darth Vader? He’s back, and he’s doing his best to make teleportation seem boring! Jumper could, in theory, have been good. When I saw David Goyer’s name among the writers, I thought it stood a […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown
Previously, on Celebrity Apprentice: Piers Morgan and Omarorsa hate each other, Piers and Stephen Baldwin hate each other. Empresario continued to suck. The editing suggests that Trump fired Nely Galan for mouthing off, rather than for being terrible. Of course, the editing also suggests that Stephen can form a coherent […]