After Brian’s eviction sends him to the land of Black & White (Jessie makes what he finds to be a hilarious joke about how Brian looks better in B&W…Shut up and put on an entire shirt, Magilla Gorilla!), Steven is worried about having an “emotional outburst”, Ollie pronounces his relationship […]
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