Previously on Big Brother: Matt won HoH after proving to be good at standing once again. Showing that he’s learned his lesson, he actually nominated the people he wanted out, Rachel and Brendon. The two of them managed to make us hope that their relationship is the real thing, because […]
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Big Brother Nominations Week 5, Rachel Wants Botox
Previously on Big Brother, ol’ Cat Eyes left the building in a ridiculous costume, effectively breaking up a showmance. She was suspicious of another alliance, based primarily on her fact that the dudes all seemed to work out together. It didn’t really matter since she was evicted, so let’s press […]
Big Brother HoH and Eviction: Week 4
Previously on Big Brother: Hayden went into the hole, Kristen went into the hippietard, Kathy and Ragan stayed off-camera, and Britney won the Power of Veto. Despite double-crossing and talk of a “super alliance”, she chose not to use it, leaving bedmates and suspected cousins Hayden and Kristen on the […]
Big Brother Veto, Week 4
Big Brother Nominations
Previously on Big Brother: Andrew was evicted unanimously, largely because he turned so damn weird every time he opened his mouth. Still, he managed to out the Hayden/Kristen relationship, which freaked people out. Also, Rachel won Head of Household, and if her insane shaking reaction didn’t convince you that she’s […]
Big Brother Eviction & HOH, Week 3
Matt’s a genius, so he clearly couldn’t screw up nominations in freakin’ Big Brother, right? Anybody else completely forget Ragan is on this show until they accidentally forget to fast forward through the opening credits? In the studio, Julie delights in calling Matt a “self-proclaimed diabolical super genius”. We start […]