Saturday, December 21, 2024
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Despite Ralph Macchio rupturing a cyst and being in clearly visible pain throughout both performances, it was Romeo who left the show. And I did not intend to end that on a rhyme. So we’re down to the final four – Kirstie Alley and […]
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: LaToya Jackson got to come back to the show because… she asked? I guess? NeNe Leakes and Star Jones got into it before the task even started. Meat Loaf didn’t let bowel movements stop him from brainstorming. Niki Taylor showed up to help Team Backbone win […]
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Ralph Macchio had a bad week. He ruptured a cyst, and should probably not even be dancing. But this is a guy who took down the Cobra Kai – nothing’s gonna stop him! Chelsea Kane called partner Mark Ballas out for fighting with the […]
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: A task for the Trump hotels produced two terrible ad campaigns, and it was decided that Backbone lost by less. Star Jones made NeNe Leakes mad for reasons that weren’t entirely clear, and LaToya Jackson was fired. Which means she’s definitely off the show now, right? […]
Tonight’s results show was jam packed with performances including James Blunt, Nikki Minaj and Wayne Brady. I dare any other show on TV to match that combination. We started with the Encore Dance: Team Chelsea’s Cha Cha to “Born This Way”. Seriously, that’s a great routine. Except for the way […]
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Guilty Pleasures week was a lot more fun than America week, if only because nobody had to dance to “Yankee Doodle Dandy”. Chris Jericho had a bad week, and he and Cheryl were eliminated. Clearly, I should no longer profess my support of any […]