So, it looks like Trump’s talk about hard economic times is going to be the lead-in to every episode. Sadly, we don’t get to the “You know what? I’m walking!” That’s Trump’s Emmy reel. Also, the announcer tells us who everybody is, and I sort of miss the extended opening […]
Reality TV
Dancing With the Stars: Season 10 Premiere!
Hi everyone! Welcome to the inaugural recap of Dancing With the Stars, Season 10. I’ve invested in a small vineyard, as I think that’s how much wine may be necessary to get me through this season. Hopefully, I’m wrong. Luckily, I have EJ to help me out! Right out of […]
Celebrity Apprentice 3-1
Here we are – another season of Celebrity Apprentice. Ordinarily, I’d start a new season of recaps with a lengthy introduction. However, this is a two hour show and there’s nothing I can say that can possibly prepare you for Cyndi Lauper singing “True Colors” accompanied by accordion. This will […]
Dancing With the Stars: Season 10 Snap Judgments
It’s hard to believe it’s Season 10 of Dancing With the Stars! What started as a six-episode summer replacement show has become a ratings giant and a reality staple. The one thing that hasn’t changed from Season One until now? There’s a contestant from The Bachelor. Lord help us. As […]
Celebrity Apprentice Season 3 – Snap Judgments
“She’s a poker player! A poker player!” That’s right, it’s Celebrity Apprentice time again. Last season we learned that Jesse James is surprisingly hilarious, Joan Rivers invokes Hitler much too casually, Clint Black is way creepier than you would have thought, and that Donald Trump wants to make out with […]
Snap Judgements: Amazing Race 16 (Feb 12)
We at spunkybean agree on many things in pop culture (and agree to disagree on lots more), but there’s probably nothing we love more unconditionally than The Amazing Race! The new starts Sunday, and we wanted to give you our thoughts on the new crop of contestants. We also have […]