Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Andrew “Dice” Clay invented new ways in which to suck. Scott Hamilton failed to sell us on EEE. Tom Green partied with dotcom millionaires and their mysterious catdog. Claudia Jordan got mean way before the rest of the cast did. Dennis Rodman got jacked up on […]
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Dancing With the Stars Season 8 Finale!
Previously on Dancing With The Stars, Gilles and Cheryl danced a Flashdance-inspired freestyle that may have benefited from adding Jennifer Beals’ dog in the movie, Grunt, to the routine; Shawn and Mark looked like Mummenschanz and scared the little girl in me who’s never quite gotten over the clown doll […]
Dancing with the Stars: The Season 8 Finals
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Gilles Marini, Shawn Johnson, and Melissa Rycroft made it to the Final Three, and all were freaky good dancers with a legitimate shot at winning the whole thing.A lot of other stuff happened, mostly with people who left the show quickly and without fuss.It’s hard […]
Dancing with the Stars: Results, Week 10
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Well, pretty much the whole season.Take my word for it, it was pretty great. Here we are for the semi-final elimination show.You can tell it’s going to be an exciting night because Samantha Harris brought extra cleavage.Tom Bergeron kicks it to the musical number, Raphael […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 10
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Melissa Rivers lost her damn mind. After the meltdown, the remaining celebrities sit in the suite, very confused as to what just happened, and wonder aloud whether Joan Rivers is coming back. Everybody really does seem astonished by the severity of the Rivers’ reactions, which makes […]
Dancing With the Stars: The Semi Finals (May 11)
You know, I haven’t really watched the opening credits in a while, and I’d really sort of blocked out Denise Richards. Also, Steve Wozniak in that silky pink shirt is probably one of the five scariest images on TV this year. A few random observations? I’m not sure what was […]