Last night on Dancing with the Stars: All of the stars performed two dances. The judges were full of snippy comments and high scores. Bruno was inappropriate, Tom was hilarious, Samantha was Samantha. The wannabe pro’s were assigned celebrity partners, and Anna made her long-awaited return to the DWTS stage. […]
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Dancing With the Stars: Week 9 Performances (May 5)
Two complete dances and a solo in their Latin round tonight? Can the the final 5 take it? Will Ty Murray actually make a facial expression during a routine? These are other burning questions will be answered, LIVE!!!! Oddly enough, we’re starting out a performance episode with a pro dance, […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 9 (May 5)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Natalie Gulbis was fired for the stated reason that she didn’t pick eye-catching pieces for a jewelry auction, and for the unstated reason that she has yet to contribute anything at all to this series. Piers Morgan showed up and was hilarious, and Donald Trump announced […]
Dancing With the Stars: Results, Week Eight (April 29)
We start off with Tom promisng us the most dramatic elimination of the season! Uh-oh. I’m not sure on whose behalf to be scared, but I’m nervous. Then, we go directly to an encore by Team Tango. It’s even better than last night, in spite off the women’s skirts, which […]
Dancing with the Stars: Performance Show, Week 8
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Lawrence Taylor and Edyta were eliminated, bringing us to that awkward moment every season, when we are suddenly Edyta-free. It’s like when they do an episode of Scrubs without JD, you know? Hey, Tom Bergeron! Can you come up with a rhyme for my […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 8 (Apr 27)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: An awkwardly-paced episode and crushing apathy led to the mid-episode elimination of Brian McKnight. Joan Rivers freaked out on Annie Duke, and they found themselves opposing project managers in the big Ivanka Trump jewelry auction. Trump enlisted last season’s winner, Piers Morgan, to keep an eye […]