Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Gary Busey and Jose Canseco somehow napped their way to a win. Meat Loaf learned just how many TV’s you can cram into an RV. LaToya Jackson discovered a surprising talent for camper sales. There may or may not be a person on the show name […]
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Dancing with the Stars Season 12 — The First Elimination!
It’s the first elimination of the season, and I’m on pins and needles. I like most of the stars this time out, so the elimination will almost definitely make me sad. Are you ready for filler, drama, and more filler? Hey, Tom Bergeron! What was the subtitle of the first […]
Dancing With the Stars–Season 12, Performance Week 2
Hi all! It feels like it’s been about a million years since I’ve recapped this show. Some shallow observations right off the top: Chelsea and Mark look scary in their cabaret costumes. Romeo is completely afraid to just embrace the cheesiness of this whole endeavor, so he’s clearly been hanging […]
Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “Living Under Correct Knowledge Yearly”
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: America started to hate Dionne Warwick. Jose Canseco was a jerk to random passerby. Gary Busey compared himself to a flying squirrel. Marlee Matlin continued to be awesome, while Star Jones continued to not be. Meat Loaf managed to lead his team to victory when he […]
Dancing with the Stars – Season 12 Premiere!
Dancing with the Stars is back! We’ve been on pins and needles since last season ended, especially since there was all that Bristol Palin controversy which threatened to drain the fun out of the final weeks. But this year, there are no ringers, no political lightning rods, and no Houghs. […]
Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “People Tell Me She’s a Legend”
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: No matter how little you liked Richard Hatch and Jose Canseco, you liked them less by the end of the episode. Meat Loaf fought back tears, Star Jones and Lisa Rinna kind of hated each other, Niki Taylor was great at making pizza, Gary Busey was […]